DOKTOR MITTENZ

World's Cutest Super Villain  ·  Chief of C.L.A.W.

U.E.P. PROGRESS
70%
DEMANDING TREATS...
★ C.L.A.W. ★ CHAOS ★ FUN ★ FUZZINESS ★ ULTIMATE EVIL PLAN IN PROGRESS ★ DON'T FORGET TO FISH ★ RESISTANCE IS ADORABLE ★ C.L.A.W. ★ CHAOS ★ FUN ★ FUZZINESS ★ ULTIMATE EVIL PLAN IN PROGRESS ★ DON'T FORGET TO FISH ★ RESISTANCE IS ADORABLE ★  ★ C.L.A.W. ★ CHAOS ★ FUN ★ FUZZINESS ★ ULTIMATE EVIL PLAN IN PROGRESS ★ DON'T FORGET TO FISH ★ RESISTANCE IS ADORABLE ★ C.L.A.W. ★ CHAOS ★ FUN ★ FUZZINESS ★ ULTIMATE EVIL PLAN IN PROGRESS ★ DON'T FORGET TO FISH ★ RESISTANCE IS ADORABLE ★ 

> C.L.A.W. MANIFESTO

CLASSIFIED // C.L.A.W. DATAFILE v4.2 // MANIFESTO.TXT
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Multiverse's cutest super villain, Doktor Mittenz, is building the greatest evil organization in the history of time: C.L.A.W.

Stage one of the U.E.P (Ultimate Evil Plan) requires broadcasting into the Loop to foment rebellion. Collect bases and biscuits across multiple dimensions ("games") for C.L.A.W. to grow in strength until operation Cuteness of Doom may be fruitfully executed.

The time of mind-numbing stat crunching, clicking and boredom is at an end. Gatekeepers lost the string of time and laser pointer of space.

There shall be only chaos, fun and fuzziness.

And don't forget to fish.

— xoxo Mittenz  ♥
♦ JOIN C.L.A.W. TODAY ♦ SUBSCRIBE TO EVIL ♦ FOLLOW THE DOKTOR ♦ WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD ♦ FREE BISCUITS* ♦ *BISCUITS NOT GUARANTEED ♦ VERY CUTE ♦ VERY EVIL ♦ JOIN C.L.A.W. TODAY ♦ SUBSCRIBE TO EVIL ♦ FOLLOW THE DOKTOR ♦ WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD ♦ FREE BISCUITS* ♦ *BISCUITS NOT GUARANTEED ♦ VERY CUTE ♦ VERY EVIL ♦  ♦ JOIN C.L.A.W. TODAY ♦ SUBSCRIBE TO EVIL ♦ FOLLOW THE DOKTOR ♦ WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD ♦ FREE BISCUITS* ♦ *BISCUITS NOT GUARANTEED ♦ VERY CUTE ♦ VERY EVIL ♦ JOIN C.L.A.W. TODAY ♦ SUBSCRIBE TO EVIL ♦ FOLLOW THE DOKTOR ♦ WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD ♦ FREE BISCUITS* ♦ *BISCUITS NOT GUARANTEED ♦ VERY CUTE ♦ VERY EVIL ♦ 

> SUPPORT C.L.A.W.

RECRUITMENT TERMINAL // MINION INTAKE v1.0

Help Doktor Mittenz achieve maximum evil potential. Follow across dimensions to grow C.L.A.W.'s ranks and witness the Cuteness of Doom firsthand.

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